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Bling Blang Bloong

The most important thing in the party poloticks of today is to make sure to know the alphabatt!

A B X DDDDDD!

that's my name, tge alphabatt,,,

Genre.

OK, what if there are readers out there who like mysteries but hate bad grammar? That's why I'm going to make a genre called the "whodidit."

A review of the movie "Shakespeare in Love"

"Shakespeare in Love" has been described as "Shakespeare" meets "In Love."

SHOW YOUR FACE FRANCE

who are you and what do you want from me?

PEN15 CLUB

A: Would you like to join the Pen15 club?

B: No! Isn’t this just a trick so that you can write “penis” on my arm?

A: Of course not. We’re a legitimate organization with over 100 chapters throughout the United States and Canada.

B: Really?

A: We promote the appreciation of the fine art of writing instruments. If you join, you get one pen free every month for 15 months. Some of the pens even reflect the time of the year. The October pen has a cute little Jack-o-Lantern on it, for instance, while the December pen celebrates the culturally rich tradition of Kwanzaa.

B: Wow.

A: I’ve been a part of the Pen15 board of directors for the past year and a half. This year I’m serving as vice president, and interim president while the president is away.

B: How do I join?

A: Here, let me just fill out the application for you. It’s either $10 for one year or $15 for two years.

B: I’ll take one year for now.

A: Wonderful. Welcome to the Pen15 club.

Stay tuned...

Stay tuned, blog-friends. I'm going to write a piece called "The Blog of Anne Frank." Comedy gold.

Words.

There are a lot of things I get angry at. Mostly the English language. Also, Hitler. But really when you think about it, WHAT'S UP WITH WORDS?! Words are crazy!

Nowadays, people keep adding "e" to the beginning of everything. "eMail." "eCommerce." "eLizabethan eNgland." Back in my day, we didn't add letters to words. We used words JUST THE WAY GOD MADE THEM.

And what's up with librarians? Just because they work in a library they're automatically called "librarians"? Think of how crazy the world would be if everyone's profession was named after where they worked. Does that mean we should call everyone who works at a politicia a "politician"? NO. THAT WOULD BE CRAZY.

I HATE THE LAMPOON.

The Diary of Anne Frank

Dear Diary,

Today was great! The boy I have a crush on said "hi" to me in class. Love ya!

Anne
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Dear Diary,

I'm glad I can tell you my secrets :)

Anne
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Dear Diary,

I sure do love Channukah!

Anne

daily bible verse

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Every knows about Capital Letters.

What I'm saying is: Capital NUMBERS. Okay? Just think about it.