My Mom

My mom has done nothing but ask me to post in this weblog for literally months (a googleplex lengths of an average unicorn's life.) Therefore, I am dedicating this post to moms. Here are some ways to wish your mom happy mother's day!

(If your mom is nice) "Happy mother's day! Your hair is like four rainbows."

(If your mom is short) "I hate you."

(If your mom is Picasso's mom) "Happy mother's day! My name is Picasso."

(If your mom is ashamed of being a mom) "Happy Tuesday!"

(If your mom is dyslexic) "Ask me to read this out loud to you"

(If your mom is a fish) "Glug glug glug twitter glug"

(If your mom is my mom) "Happy Tuesday!"