BABY GOT BACK
HELLO DEEREST ID READERS! Yes, that is "deerest" - The Unctuous Id is now only open to readers who are deers. Deers are SO in this season, am I right? I am right, because it's deer season. Things that are fashionable about deers:
1. The antlers. They're slimming. Big antlers make your waist/hips/small antlers look smaller.
2. The coat. Different markings on a deer's coat can say things like "Hello, lady deers, I would like to mate with you, mate with you hard!" and "I am a tiger."
3. The hooves. A deer's hooves allow them to run to speeds up to and exceeding 50 miles per hour. Never below 50 miles per hour, though (or the bomb explodes).
Well, there you go - please kindly never read this blog again if you're not a deer! Here at the Id we have an honor system, but I'll know by your comments if you're a deer or not. If they're in English, you're a fraud. Everyone knows deers only speak Danish.
1. The antlers. They're slimming. Big antlers make your waist/hips/small antlers look smaller.
2. The coat. Different markings on a deer's coat can say things like "Hello, lady deers, I would like to mate with you, mate with you hard!" and "I am a tiger."
3. The hooves. A deer's hooves allow them to run to speeds up to and exceeding 50 miles per hour. Never below 50 miles per hour, though (or the bomb explodes).
Well, there you go - please kindly never read this blog again if you're not a deer! Here at the Id we have an honor system, but I'll know by your comments if you're a deer or not. If they're in English, you're a fraud. Everyone knows deers only speak Danish.
posted by Megadeth at 9:02 AM
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