Favorite Toys Updated for the Accelerated Maturation of Today's Youth

Hickey Sack
Slutty Putty
Feminine-Itch-A-Sketch
Teddy (The Type of Lingerie) Bear
Magic Speed Ball
Hepatitis C n' Say
Anorexic Anorexic Hippos

Spirit of '2!

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two word stories. We love a good twist ending!