NEW STAND UP JOK

Most people think I don't use the internet because I'm afraid of new technology. But it's really because I don't have any hands!!!!

Sore throats

I have a confession to make, my dear Id-giblets. I have a sore throat. I've had a throat my whole life, but it just recently became sore. I've tried everything I can possibly do to make it better - band-aids, Hello Kitty band-aids, listening to Nelly (the rapper with the band-aid) - but my throat is still sore. I am signing up for a throatectomy from the finest Inuit doctor. Wish me luck.

UPDATE: Appointment fell through, due to there are no Inuits left.