Autism is no joke.

But autism can be used in a joke. For example:

Q. What do you call vehement hatred for otters?

A. Otterism!

Stupidity

My brain is so dumb sometimes. I was watch the youtube yesterdays and saw a video. I thought hey VIDEO? What's that? I was so dumb because I was watching it on my VCR. I had put youtubes on the VCR to watch the videos! How dumb is that! I should have put them on an 8-track!!

Memories

I have quite a few memories from the old days. It would be something if I had memories from the new days, or even from the future days! It would quite something. But I do not. I have a handful of memories. About three. I remember a field, a cow. I remember I walked right into the cow. Klunk. As though I hadn't even seen it there. Had I seen it? I don't know, and I don't remember. Memories, huh?