a real actual conversation on the world wide whab!

dude1234: Hey dude!

hottyfatty94834: I am away from my computer right now

dude1234: Oh yeah, well I'm easy to get in the sack but ya don't see ME complainin!!

androgyny is totally the new drogyny

dialorg (a monolorgue)

Hey shaddup.

I said, juss shaddup.

I said, you make noisey all dee time. Shaddup.

You allz the time talk allz the time. Shaddup.

Allz you evur do is talk allz dee time. Shaddup, please.

Hey, i sayz, Hey, all you ever do is talk allz de time. Hey, Shaddup.

Whay do you always make noise and talk allz de time?

Why donchee juss Shaddup?

Whaaaat, ye don think me blorg is funnay? Well, isn't it the funnyest blorg in the werld?

Eeeey, you juss shaddup.

eeeey, I don't need diss supid no-sense from you. Ye, just shaddup.

Eeeey, can I assk you a quesson? Whatz yor favorite color? HEY SHADDUP I don Care!!

Hey, shaddup.

Jess kidding, hey plase talk all de time plase...HEY SHADDUP i was Kwedaang! plase don talk any morez.

Hey, waaal, is this nice or whatz? Just diss silent sounds of the nite. Is great no?

Hey, I love it whayn you talk allz de time. Dat's great. Juss kiddang, no, I like it a lotz more when you shaddup.


shaddup, baby.





eeeeeeh, shaddupp!

Cyborg Problem

Cyborgs are everywhere these days. There's a cyborg in every Starbucks!! Am I right, or am I right?!!

a pleasant announcement!

the unctuous id has an announcement that really isn't especially funny, but it certainly is pleasant.

we aRE MOVing vEry SLoWly (towardmisturrbone) is a cd by me (theo) and it is available for your listening pleasant (?) if you juss want to email me and I can send you copy.

it's super great!

-t

Good Titles Forum

Hello. Welcome to the good titles forum.

What is your idea for a good title?

my new club

my new club is called please wear pants and stop not wearing pants. Welcome to my club!

A thought.

A lot of people seem to meet "hookers with hearts of gold." The only hookers I ever meet have hearts of muscle.

top 10 reasons to go to Sarah Lawrence College

1. You are ugly.

2. You smell like poopy.

3. You are gay.

4. You are a gay lesbian.

5. You are Currrrazy!

6. You love animation-me (anime)

7. You are gay poopy.

8. You are really smart and got into Harvard, which is the best reason to go to Sarah Lawrence (aka Harvard)

9. You like to sit in your rocking chair and knit, just like the late Sarah Lawrence.

10. You pop your collar, but you don't have a collar.

the best ever way to get to carnegie hall

stay at home and do not go to carnegie hall!

another great way to get to carnegie hall

walk down the hall!

Another good way to get to carnegie hall

	11:	Merge onto I-91 S via EXIT 86 toward NEW HAVEN / N.Y. CITY.	36.5 miles	Map
	12:	Merge onto I-95 S via the exit on the LEFT (Portions toll) (Crossing into NEW YORK).	64.6 miles	Map
	13:	Keep LEFT to take I-278 W via EXIT 6B toward TRIBORO BR.	5.4 miles	Map
	14:	Take the exit toward RANDALLS-WARDS IS / MANHATTAN / FDR DRIVE.	0.1 miles	Map
	15:	Stay STRAIGHT to go onto TRIBOROUGH BRIDGE (Portions toll).	0.4 miles	Map
	16:	Merge onto FDR DR S.	3.4 miles	Map
	17:	Take the E 63 ST exit- EXIT 12- toward RT-25 / QUEENSBORO BR.	<0.1>	Map
	18:	Turn SLIGHT RIGHT onto E 63RD ST.	0.3 miles	Map
	19:	Turn LEFT onto 2ND AVE.	0.3 miles	Map
	20:	Turn RIGHT onto E 57TH ST.	0.8 miles	Map
	21:	End at Carnegie Hall Tower

More Good ways to get to Carnegie Hall

1. Agg-ticks!

2. Frog-Sticks!

3. Lab-dicks!

4. Flab-rice!

5. Flab-rice, Flab-rice, Flab-roce!

6. Nab-Niche!

7. Poop-dive!

8. Nietze-Borgues!

9. Actress!

What's the best way to get to carnegie hall?

Slapstick!

"How Do you Get to Carnegie Hall?"

Practice your Carnegie!

Another Dialogue

Frodo: Are you from around these partS?

Ring: I'm sorry, did you say FARTS?

Frodo: ye....ssss

Ring: No! HA HE HA HE

Ring: Poopop

A Dialogue

Frodo: Are you the ring?

Ring: No.

Frodo: is this some kind of JOKE...?

Ring: YESH!?!

The Best Way to Tell Someone Doesn't Know How To Party: Part 2

If they are trying really hard to party, but all they can talk about is voldemort.

The way you can tell someone doesn't know how to party

If you go to a party and everyone is drinking shots and then this one dude gets a shot glass and all the other dudes are like "yeah shots!" but then this guy, instead of chugging the shot, puts a little straw and an umbrella in it and nurses it

I love smashed potatoes, smashed between my toes like ripe fudge welching and squelching under the iddity grump shrimp dwingle dore, didja knoew?

SLAM DUMP!

I love Mujick.

Sometimesh,

I listen to Mujick, to relarckxs!

Dyu gnow waowt oim Slaying?!

My Favorite Movie: Lucky Number Slevin

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