Top Ten Things I Miss

Research Pope.

How to Speak Italian

You just say "Fettucini" and "Alfredo" over and over and it sounds just like italian-or!

assignment

Sing please, the following:

"I can see you,
Pretty Pretty Cieling,
Sitting on my cieling,
Pretty Pretty Cieling.

LET'S HAVE SAYXSH

LET'S HAVE SAYXSCH

Evurbuddy loves dur SAYXCSH!"

thank you.

the lexus and the olive tree

P.S. Great book. Love the tree.

foredy: a dialogue

A: How old are you?

B: Foredy.

A: What's your name?

B: Foredy.

A: Where are you from?

B: Foredy.

A: Where's that?

B: Foredy.

A: By the fjord?

B: Yes.

A: What is your favorite color?

B: Foredy.

A: Do you like music?

B: Foredy.

A: What's your favorite number?

B: Foredy.

A: What's your favorite. . . NUMBAAAAH?!?!

B: Foredy thray?

A: WRONG

Dishes that I Imagine Rich People Would Order

BLG Sandwich (Bacon, Lettuce, and Gold)

Unicorn steak

A lobster stuffed with another smaller lobster

$100 Bill Stew

More like An-TWAT

Earlier Unctuous Id Post Made Politically Correct-or-er

Earlier Unctuous Id Post Made Politically Correct-or

Earlier Unctuous Id Post Made Politically Correct

Tangerines Are Easy To Grow

Flan-gerines, one the other hand, are quite difficult:

notice anything. . . DIFFERENT?

FUCK YOUR BOTTOM (click on the pick [?!] to make it bicker [!?!])

I just thought of the best title for an Air Bud sequal EVER

Air Bud 6: In Dog We Trust.

Shakira's Hips Don't Lie

My hips, on the other hand, just told me that they were holding the drugs "for a friend".

It's April Fools Day

...

APRIL FOOLS!!!!