Congratulations

The Unctuous Id would like to congratulate Megan Amram on having a baby. What a beautiful baby! If only we could share the baby without ripping it apart for everyone to each have a piece of the shared baby. No, it is as it stands, a beautiful 4523400 lb baby in a truck. We're gonna drive this baby all the way across the country to stop Phil from marrying that bimbo. We only have 6 days. Will we make it? Tune in to find out!