Health Food
If you're like me, health food doesn't do nothing but make me cranky! Here is a list of health foods that you should avoid, together!
1. Salad. Don't let the dressing fool you! Salad is just vegetables in a plate or bowl with dressings. That's all it is! EW YUCK. SALAD?!?! Gimme a break!
2. Apple Sauce. Apple sauce is just mushy salad with apples instead of vegetables. Nice try, mom!
3. Hamburgers and Cheese. Just kidding! These aren't healthy at all. Mmm. Lip-smackin good.
4. Your vegetables. Don't eat them! Despite what you may think, these are just vegetables.
5. Tofu. More like tof-ew. How about they name it something english? What's next? Burrito Taco Gordito Chiquito? Zwang Chee! Chinamen be like "slantie-eyed" and shit. That is so GROSS.
Well, that's all for today! See you next time on the food channale.
1. Salad. Don't let the dressing fool you! Salad is just vegetables in a plate or bowl with dressings. That's all it is! EW YUCK. SALAD?!?! Gimme a break!
2. Apple Sauce. Apple sauce is just mushy salad with apples instead of vegetables. Nice try, mom!
3. Hamburgers and Cheese. Just kidding! These aren't healthy at all. Mmm. Lip-smackin good.
4. Your vegetables. Don't eat them! Despite what you may think, these are just vegetables.
5. Tofu. More like tof-ew. How about they name it something english? What's next? Burrito Taco Gordito Chiquito? Zwang Chee! Chinamen be like "slantie-eyed" and shit. That is so GROSS.
Well, that's all for today! See you next time on the food channale.
posted by theo at 12:28 AM
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yum-o!
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