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Hi. I'm David Oreck.




As we all know, there is more to Vacuuming than just your carpets, there is also the quandry of blackface.



I want to issue something I'd like to call "the Oreck Challenge."

I, David Oreck, would like to challenge Pat Metheny



to a battle of wits, and also of blackface ability.

Who can sing more like a negro?

Who can tap dance more like a negro?

Who can speak the negro language more like a negro?

That man shall win a free vacuum.



And it will be a good vacuum. Or my name isn't David Oreck.

Quiver in your boots Pat Metheny.

You have my word.

Sincerely, D. O.