Old Timey Person

Weelll, hold on to your cumberbunds, because this a-gonna be one heck of a hullabaloo! Not since I was 5 and a-twen-a-ty years of age have I been so gussied up for such a bricabrac!! 1-2-3 skidoo! 4-5-6 skidoo! Hush my puppies and sasp my rilla!