Poop

Some people like to poop. WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? More like what's down with that, more like what's BROWN with that. Fecal matter is no laughing matter, though they share half of their words (meaning that both have "laughing" in the phrase). Instead, it's a CRAPPING MATTER.

Sometimes I eat poop and then it comes out as a hamburger. But really I wanted a cheese burger. FUCK YOU, ANUS.