Jokes

Q. How does Helen Keller pet a horsey?

A. With her hand, like a normal person! She's not petting impaired, dummy!

Q. How does Helen Keller eat a pretzel!

A. With her mouth, like a normal person! She's not pretzel impaired, dummy!

Q. How does Helen Keller go pee pee?

A. Standing up, like a normal person! She's not standing impaired, dummY!