NO ONE TOLD ME THAT IT WAS OPPOSITE DAY

Me: Hello, Doctor. What are my test results?

Doctor: Things are not looking bad. You’re extremely not unhealthy!

Me: Great!

Doctor: Your blood pressure is also not at a lethal level.

Me: That’s a very roundabout way of telling me I’m in good health, but, still, I’m very happy!

Doctor: And you know that mole? It was definitely not not benign.

Me: Spectacular!