24 March 2006

attention

very important Noob dates coming up:

April 1: Noob rejected from college of choice.

April 5: Noob ceases to cry after five days of crying.

April 6: Noob buys a knob. Sticks knob in behind, and cries again for the pain.

April 10: Monthly Noob festival, Tacoma.

April 21: Noob washes his dirty area

April 25: Noob smells himself and smiles.

April 29: Noob wonders about the month to come.

May 2: Noob takes picture of himself.

May 3: Noob puts picture on the internet.

May 8: Response to picture = sensational

May 10: Monthly Noob festival, Tacoma.

May 11: Noob goes to Woyzeck.

May 11: Noob cries about how he didn't get it.

May 12: Noob smells himself and cries.

Be sure to mark your calenders!

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