Taming the Shrew: Joke Version

Q. How do the snakes on a plane tame the shrew?
A. With slithering, they tame the shrew.

Q. How does Harry Potter tame the shrew?
A. By Slitherin' on the plane.

Q. How does porn-o tame the shrew?
A. By being free and on the internet, it tames the shrew.

Q. How does Ben Kaplin tame the shrew?
A. With the Porn-O movie "Pirates" he tames the shrew.

Q. How does Oprah tame the shrew?
A. Oprah uses the power of television to tame the shrew .

Q. How does Austin Gross tame the shrew?
A. By perverting the norm of the shrew.

Q. How do Lesbians tame the shrew?
A. By having the right to co-parent the shrew.

Q. How does Frodo tame the Shrew?
A. Frodo overcomes great obstacles to tame the shrew.

Q. How does Huckleberry Finn tame the shrew?
A. He resourcefully uses the shrew as bait for a bigger shrew.

Q. How does a Neo-Conservative tame the Shrew?
A. He liberates the shrew.

Q. How does Anna Wu tame the Shrew?
A. Tame the who?

Q. How does a Rabbi tame the Shrew?
A. He turns the shrew into sausage.

Q. How does a Penguin tame the Shrew?
A. He gets Morgan Freeman to tame the shrew with his soothing voice.

Q. How does Dane Heinonen tame the Shrew?
A. With a dashing smile and a flick of the hair.

Q. How do every freshman tame the shrew?
A. Wait. . .shrew?

Q. How does Edward Albee tame the Shrew?
A. He plays on the shrew's dark secrets until the perfect world of the shrew is perverted.

Q. How does Marijuana tame the Shrew?
A. By making high the shrew.

Q. How does german gay porn star Johan Paulik tame the shrew?
A. With a dashing smile and a flick of the hair. . . ?