Great Bumper Stickers*
1. If you are driving this car, you are me!
2. Some people like candy. Other people like driving. I am the first one!
3. If you touch my car, you shall soon die.
4. Fuck people of color.
5. I was not always this happy!
6. Let's trim our Bush! HA HA HA! (political)
7. I am invisible to everyone but you.
8. At this moment, I am sucking my own cock!
9. I don't know where I am...
10. Imagine Whirled Pee!
11. I am Noah. This is my ark.
12. How's my driving? Call 1-800-DOT-COM!
13. This is not my car.
*Hello this is Theo, and, though I wrote it, I am not a particularly big fan of this post. Instead of deleting it, however, I would like to invite people to keep thinking of new and funnier bumper stickers and posting them as comments. Thank you.
2. Some people like candy. Other people like driving. I am the first one!
3. If you touch my car, you shall soon die.
4. Fuck people of color.
5. I was not always this happy!
6. Let's trim our Bush! HA HA HA! (political)
7. I am invisible to everyone but you.
8. At this moment, I am sucking my own cock!
9. I don't know where I am...
10. Imagine Whirled Pee!
11. I am Noah. This is my ark.
12. How's my driving? Call 1-800-DOT-COM!
13. This is not my car.
*Hello this is Theo, and, though I wrote it, I am not a particularly big fan of this post. Instead of deleting it, however, I would like to invite people to keep thinking of new and funnier bumper stickers and posting them as comments. Thank you.
posted by Anonymous at 10:37 AM
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"A Little Less Bumping...A Little More Sticking!"
I work for a Jewish tax attorney. He's an asshole.
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I work for a Jewish pool cleaner. He's an asshole.
My other car is in my garage
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