03 April 2007

bittersweet memories

when I wAS A lad I served a term
as an office boy in an attorney's sperm...


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I cleaned the windows and I swept the floor
and I polished up the handle on the big cunt whore...




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I polished up the handle so carefully
that now I am the ruler of the queens labee...ah.



blah blah blah blah I made such a mark
that they gave me the post of a junior fart...

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for the pass examination of my rectum-toot...

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha lol i sent this to all my friends and they were like, that theo, what a cut-up, is he seeing someone? and i was all like hands off bitch his balls are mine

10:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A maiden fair to see
the pearl of menstrual blood
a lala da dee doop doo

9:24 PM  

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