ANNOUNCEMENT!!!
THE UNCTUOUS ID WOULD LIKE TO GIVE A VERY SPECIAL POST-THANKSGIVING, PRE-CHRISTMAS CONGrATULATIONS TO SAMUEL ALDEN (KNOWN IN THESE PARTS AS RICE PATTY DUBOIS) WHO HAS JUST WON THE AWARD FOR BEST PERSON WHO READS THIS BLOG SINCE ANDY HUNTER, BETTER EVEN THAN ANDY HUNTER, BECAUSE ANDY HUNTER WORE A DIAPER AND CRIED LIKE A BABY. WHAT ARE WE THANKFUL FOR AT THE UNCTUOUS ID? YOU, SAM ALDEN! YOU!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
posted by theo at 8:28 AM
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I would like to thank the committee for this prestigious award. Also all the little people, and of course, Ellen at the carpool. I could never have made it this far without all your help and support. A wise man once said that success is a journey, not a destination. If that's the case, then man oh man, what a journey it's been!!! Seriously, though, this is a great moment for me, and, I think, for gays and lesbians everywhere. I mean, not that I myself am gay. I mean, come on, do I LOOK gay? [laughter]. I mean, do I prance around and have sex with other guys? Uhh...I'm thinkin' NO. [more laughter]. But I think that nonetheless it is an important day for gays and lesbians, just because, I don't know, I'm feeling it. To continue, thank you for everything, and good night. I love you guys!!
I would like to thank the committee for this prestigious award. Also all the little people, and of course, Ellen at the carpool. I could never have made it this far without all your help and support. A wise man once said that success is a journey, not a destination. If that's the case, then man oh man, what a journey it's been!!! Seriously, though, this is a great moment for me, and, I think, for gays and lesbians everywhere. I mean, not that I myself am gay. I mean, come on, do I LOOK gay? [laughter]. I mean, do I prance around and have sex with other guys? Uhh...I'm thinkin' NO. [more laughter]. But I think that nonetheless it is an important day for gays and lesbians, just because, I don't know, I'm feeling it. To continue, thank you for everything, and good night. I love you guys!!
I would like to thank the committee for this prestigious award. Also all the little people, and of course, Ellen at the carpool. I could never have made it this far without all your help and support. A wise man once said that success is a journey, not a destination. If that's the case, then man oh man, what a journey it's been!!! Seriously, though, this is a great moment for me, and, I think, for gays and lesbians everywhere. I mean, not that I myself am gay. I mean, come on, do I LOOK gay? [laughter]. I mean, do I prance around and have sex with other guys? Uhh...I'm thinkin' NO. [more laughter]. But I think that nonetheless it is an important day for gays and lesbians, just because, I don't know, I'm feeling it. To continue, thank you for everything, and good night. I love you guys!!
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