how to barf

barf step one: please remove your barf guard

barf step two: please remove your neck tie

barf step three: please remove your friends

barf step four: now take barf and pull tab to release barf gas

barf step five: release barf gas and cry

barf step six: cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry

barf step seven: now can you barf, or can you not bear to barf

barf step eight: I knew it, you can't do it.

barf step nine: but all the same, you must barf. and so now you barf, flowing like a rainbow you barf, like a rainbow of barf you barf.

barf step ten: all the barf is gone.

barf step eleven: now you may ascend.