Thought Experiment Number One: How Do You Feel?

Q. How do you feel?

A. Smooth as a baby's arse.

Q. How do you feel?

A. White, like a wall of fire.

Q. How do you feel?

A. Brown like a wall of geese.

Q. How do you feel?

A. Clean like a baby's bottom.

Q. How do you feel?

A. Respectable.

Q. How do you feel?

A. Tight-fitting and lean.

Q. How do you feel?

A. Geraniums and great belonging.

Q. How do you feel?

A. I feel the music.

Q. How do you feel?

A. I kneel.

Q. How do you feel?

A. All the way to the bank.

Q. How do you feel?

A. Alone and lonely.

Q. How do you feel?

A. Like music.

Q. How do you feel?

A. Like a fountain.

Q. How do you feel?

A. Like a mountain.

Q. How do you feel?

A. Like a skeleton.

Q. How do you feel?

A. Like a bone.

Q. How do you feel?

A. Like an arrow.

Q. How do you feel?

A. A socket.

Q. How do you feel?

A. Time is running out.

Q. How do you feel?

A. Like the wind.

Q. How do you feel?

A. Like the running, running water.