Puns That Work Very Well

Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer: To do some lickin'!

Question: What is a bug and also the internet?
Answer: The Inter-gnat!

Question: Why is it so expensive killing the jews?
Answer: Because the holo-"cost" is quite high! ($$$)

Question: What is apparent?
Answer: A sister is not a parent, but a mother is a parent!

Question: I have feelings!
Answer: Do you peel them, because they are peelings?

Question: How does Anne Pyne call other people on the telephone?
Answer: On the Anne Pussy-Dog!

Question: Where is my puppy dog?
Answer: He fell down the stairs.

Question: Ill begotten idjit?
Answer: FURDGE.

Question: It is my right.
Answer: WAAAL YOU CEN JUST SECK IT!

Question: Follow me to the woodlands
Answer: Like the pide Piper! SHIT!!

Question: I'm going to kill you.
Answer: First you should suck your own ASS

Question: Where's the bus?
Answer: It will be bus-arriving shortly.

Question: In time.
Answer: All will be well.