the ten commandments of turkish d-light
1. thou shalt not write the "-" in turkish d-light.
2. thou shalt eat the yummiest dandy candy in the land: turkish d-light.
3. thou shalt put pistashes in it for nutty flaves.
4. thou shalt make kiwi flaves.
5. thou shalt smack thy teeths with smackity glee every time you have a "D" (light)
6. thou shalt go "mmmm" with smackity glee after thou hast slurped down the turkish d-lights in you throatz.
7. thou shalt have creamy nougat flaves.
8. thou shalt make a big ole batch of turkish d-light.
9. thou shalt not let a doggy eats the pistashes, OR ELSE.
10. all turkish d-lights = one dolla.
2. thou shalt eat the yummiest dandy candy in the land: turkish d-light.
3. thou shalt put pistashes in it for nutty flaves.
4. thou shalt make kiwi flaves.
5. thou shalt smack thy teeths with smackity glee every time you have a "D" (light)
6. thou shalt go "mmmm" with smackity glee after thou hast slurped down the turkish d-lights in you throatz.
7. thou shalt have creamy nougat flaves.
8. thou shalt make a big ole batch of turkish d-light.
9. thou shalt not let a doggy eats the pistashes, OR ELSE.
10. all turkish d-lights = one dolla.
posted by theo at 12:05 PM
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Why have I not commented on this post? This is a fucken hilarious post. GAWD!
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