a lesson

there comes a time, in every man's life, when he must come to terms with three simple facts.

1. that his penis is not as big as that of his friend, Dennis.
2. that his penis is bigger than that of his pet, Snoopy.
3. that his penis is a tool to be used in reproduction and that the semen juice contains the seed of all life.

thenceforth we shall call you THE UNCTUOUS ID.

that is all.